Obama good. Trump bad. Nuance non-existent.
An aggrieved middle-class left-wing activists has been ordered to suspend her disgust over an atrocity in the Middle East, until she knows which president ordered the carnage. As news emerged of a...
View ArticleTrump fires Abraham Lincoln
Fox News reported today that President Trump has fired Abraham Lincoln for misleading the American people. Trump, whose power base is built on fooling some of the people all of the time, i.e. his loyal...
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‘President Trump’ would have fired Detroit
Donald Trump, billionaire businessman and star of the hit USA show The Apprentice has had to withdraw from the American Presidential race after it was revealed that he had plans to sack the troublesome...
View ArticleBarristers to conclude cross-examination with a mic drop
In a bid to modernise some of its more arcane traditions, the barristers’ governing body, the Law Society, is introducing new working methods, starting with introducing the ‘mic drop’ to conclude...
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Donald Trump forms his own militia
With US gun sales at a record high following Barack Obama’s re-election, American businessman Donald Trump has confirmed that he’s bought most of them, formed his own constitutional militia, and is...
View ArticleLast non corrupt member of Trump administration finally arrested
White House assistant cleaner Nancy Betts last night lost her record of being the only member of Donald Trump’s staff not to be arrested on federal charges. Mrs Betts, whose main role is to scrape the...
View ArticleObama, Bush & Clinton to be injected on TV – but is the death penalty too much?
All three former Presidents have volunteered to be vaccinated on TV, although most US citizens are happy to swap the vaccine for something ‘a bit stronger’. While most say they favour injection, 26%...
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UK hesitates after evidence reveals al-Assad is probably a meerkat
There was disarray in the UK Parliament last night on the question of whether or not to intervene in Syria as evidence emerged that President Bashar Al-Assad may actually be a meerkat. Despite some...
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